30 Reasons why you should have Kids

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Have kids they said. It will be fun, they said.

Here is why:

(Spoiler alert!! It involves drinking wine, and it is definitely not how you see it in the magazines where the family is wearing white, while they sit on their white couch with their white teeth and a glow so radiant, it lights up the room)

{these photos are taken from my phone over the years, so please excuse the poor quality}

1 – Going to restaurants become.. interesting.

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2 – They make you laugh (at them)

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3 – They look after their toys

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4 – Putting them to bed is easy

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5 – Me time is… different.

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6 – They always make sure you are comfortable

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7 – They are brilliant at painting. Everything but the paper.

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8 – speaking of which, free art. that shits expensive

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9 – They take care of themselves. By their own self.

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10 – They wear crocs. My favourite.

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11 – You can enjoy your own space

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12 – Wine

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13 – You get to enjoy afternoon naps with them. Except, you don’t nap. They do.

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14 – They take over your life. And your bed.

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15 – Bath time is a breeze

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16 – They make sure your drawers are always neat

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17 – Girls nights will never be the same. They are always there. Always watching. Forever.

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18 – Tantrums? What tantrums?

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19 – You wake up in yesterdays clothes. Including a belt.

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20 – They look after your belongings

21 – They bring home the cutest pets, sweet man!

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22 – You get plenty of exercise

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23 – I can’t tell you enough how much they just LOVE each other

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24 – Family portraits always turn out great

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25 – They’re intelligent

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26 – Free tattoos

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27 – They are really good at playing hide and go seek

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28 – They help with cooking and baking. no mess no fuss.

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29 – Uninterrupted yoga. It’s a new style. look it up.

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30 – More wine

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So you see guys, it’s all fun and games until someone gets pregnant. Go on, have babies. I dare you.

Just kidding, you will be okay.

xoxo

Leigh

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